Omg my daughter just puked her fucking guts out, the bedding all twisted up and chunks and chunks, that greasy smear. She didn’t like, puke in one spot. She made multiple deposits—sheets, comforter, one of her plushies. I’m sure you can imagine what I’ve just been through. Note to self: buy gloves. So there’s aContinue reading “Body Fluids”
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H.J. Sandwich
Praise jeebus I am a medium-to-high-functioning person today. At work I actually worked. I didn’t even make it through all my games. After work I noticed that one of my back tires looked flat. Fuuuuuuck. Not long ago in a preparatory mood I’d purchased a pressure gauge to keep in the car because I thinkContinue reading “H.J. Sandwich”
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